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MMXXVI
The Globe Dispatch
Edition
The World, Rendered
After 4.5 billion years, Earth keeps its appointment, printed here in full halftone, one dot at a time.
Cartographers working through the night re-counted the continents and found them, reassuringly, all present and accounted for. A correspondent stationed at the equator filed only two words before deadline: “Still spinning.”
From the wire desk: dispatches confirm sunrise occurred on schedule in all reporting zones, with no objections formally filed.
Analysts cautioned against complacency, noting the planet remains under no obligation to continue, and does so, they stress, purely out of long-standing habit.
Markets greeted the news with characteristic indifference, the Dot Index closing two points higher on famously light trading.
In the capitals, ministers convened to affirm their continued support for the planet’s rotation while declining, as ever, to take any personal credit for it.
No End in Sight
The Institute for Obvious Phenomena released a four-hundred-page study whose abstract read, in its entirety: “Yes.”
Abroad, the sun again rose in the east, prompting renewed calls for a formal inquiry into precisely why it insists on doing so.
Readers wishing to confirm the rotation independently were advised to stand quite still and wait.